true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero, via sleeping-with-falloutboy)
(Source: hinatasbutt, via pierce-alexandria-with-sirens)
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
(via chasingadrian)
shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions
(via sweet-n-s3xy)
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
(via sweet-n-s3xy)
(Source: maibritjh, via sweet-n-s3xy)
are we sure oxygen is real… has anyone actually seen it
(via sweet-n-s3xy)
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(Source: slenclerman, via inthedarkiveseeneverything)
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
(via daniellewright)
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs
(Source: jacknoir, via fandomofbandom)
